Today, I heard a commercial that said we’ll spend about a week of our lives on average tying our shoes. As a preacher of the HackCollege dogma, I refuse to be so inefficient. Unfortunately, this will be redundant — I’m basically ripping off one of the websites that Rosario mentioned below. But since I’m apparently a plagiarist already (long story) and this is way too cool to miss, I’ll link it here as well. One look at the GIF animation and you’ll get sucked right in:

Ian’s Fast Shoelace Knot

It took me about a minute to get it down, but I’m really smart, so don’t feel bad if it takes you several years. It’s worth it in the end. Eventually, you will turn heads with your quickness.