This happens a lot. Wine is the only type of alcohol that comes in a container that requires its own special tool to open. Other alcohols don’t even have basic child-proofing. So, when you’re smashed out of your mind and caught without a corkscrew, it can be pretty frustrating when all that’s left to drink is a bottle of wine. You might find yourself beating the glass bottle against your dorm room wall in rage. Well, as this how-to shows us, that’s exactly the right thing to do.

You only need four common things: teeth, shoe, wall and “drunk enough to do something dangerous.” See how handy that is? It’s very impromptu. French people keep all four of those things with them at all times.

If you want to open more bottles with style, don’t forget our video segment that recounts every single solitary impromptu bottle cap removal method known to man…