Procrastinating students have long turned to caffeinated beverages to get through the night, just as stressed out students sometimes turn to relaxants or Nyquil to get some sleep. While none of this is very healthy, it is a fact of college life.

Over the weekend I saw an ad for a product called iChill, which looks just like the popular 5-Hour Energy shot, except that it contains melatonin to put you to sleep. Naturally my first inclination was to mix the two together, put the unholy beverage into my body, and see what happened. The results are below.